Monkey Cuddle
when a person who has the habitus of a monkey hugs you in bed and wraps their tail (i.e. free leg) around you. very warming, like an electric blanket.
on cold nights, my boo monkey cuddles me, and i feel toasty and h-rny.
to cuddle somebody, as though you were a monkey.
“let’s monkeycuddle.”
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