monkey diving
verb. b-tthole s-x.
chloe’s dunk was so fine, it made want to go monkey diving.
when lifeguards at the rec center have to continuously save black kids from drowning in the pool because they dont know how to swim
d-mn today i had to save 5 black kids today in the lazy river… monkey diving at its finest!
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