monkey dump
taking a random sh-t in someone’s house during a party.
i was cleaning up after the party last night and someone took a monkey dump in my living room.
the act of p–ping while in a tree.
i was at the park when some f-cker took a monkey dump on me.
i was climbing a tree and had to take a raging sh-t; so i took a monkey dump on a baby below me.
the act of defecating into one’s hand for the purpose of placing said third in a spot that is not directly reachable.
that toilet tank was way to tall to upper decker, so i had to monkey-dump it.
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