monkey fucked
when you have a thought, then something totally ridiculous happens, and you completely loose that thought. you were just monkey f-cked.
you are sitting at a bar talking about some stupid bullsh-t, and then a car out side explodes:
person 1: yeah man, so i was on my way to…
car: boooooom!!
person 2: holy sh-t! …what were you saying?
person 1:… i have no idea.
person 2: you been monkey f-cked, fool.
1 more definition
to wait upon or to be left by a monkey
burch was supposed to come over with a fat one that he owed me but i got monkey f-cked
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