monkey penis
the p-n-s of a monkey…
mike: hey is that a monkey p-n-s?
john: yeah.
a ditty with round properties. like an orange song.
tune unkown.
monkeyp-n-s, p-n-s monkey!
the p-n-s of a monkey.
much smaller than the p-n-s of humans.
guy one: wow, i can’t even see where the monkey p-n-s is!
guy two: that is because it is so small.
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