monkey punch

similar to the first definition on the page, but when you are “slamming” her from behind, you randomly throw it in her -ss. when she looks around back to you to see what the h-ll’s up, you crack her right in the side of the jaw!
everything’s going great and you both are in the zone, but then you spice things up and throw it in her -ss. due to the pain of this move, she’ll definitely look back to you to see what the h-ll’s up. then, crack her in the jaw and tell her to keep looking forward as we’re doing it! the relationship may take a downward slope after performing this on your partner!
pseudonym of kazuhito kato, famous manga artist.
v the act of slapping oneself on the chest with an open hand and holding the other hand directly beneath the -n-s to collect excrement during intercourse, possibly followed by flinging.
my baby loves the monkeypunch
when a guy is doing a chick from behind and p–ping at the same time and flinging the p–p.
some guy was monkey-punching that chick. there was poo flung everywhere.
(n). when you are slamming a woman from behind, and randomly give her a right hook behind the ear, and you just keep on going about your business.
that stupid b-tch got p-ssed when i gave her a monkey punch last night, and she said just for that i cannot tea bag her anymore
similar to a donkey punch but while engaged in -n-l intercourse, rather than one strike to the back of the head during climax, you strike multiple times like an autistic monkey.
right when he was ready to explode, he monkey punched her into submission.
a monkey punch is when you do like the monkeys and sh-t in your hand and proceed to hit somebody with your sh-t filled hand
shut up or i will monkey punch you

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