monkey snot


also known as strip calk, monkey snot is a black strip of sticky material commonly used automotive upolstry and stereo installations…. usually used when something gets broken and they don’t want the owner of the car to find out. great stuff!
“get me some monkey snot, i think i just broke their dash trying to get the radio out!”

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