monkey spunk
monkeys sperm
i couldn’t give a flying monkeys sp-nk
a cream colored oil used to clean and preserve metal gun parts.
slap a little of that there monkey sp-nk on my barrel, would ya there brucey.
a thick white substance created by a monkey during the process of -j-c-l-t–n.
oh my this monkey sp-nk tastes bad!
did you see where i left my monkey sp-nk?
the discharge following monkey masturbation
you covered me in monkeysp-nk you masturbating monkey
to look so discraceful that you resemble the sp-nk of a monkey.
for f-ck’s sake, you look like some monkey sp-nk from the end of a monkey’s p-n-s!
term of endearment for a friend
“how’s it going monkeysp-nk?”
used as a tame expletive as opposed to f@ck or sh@t.
oh monkey sp-nk!!! what a load of monkey sp-nk!!! you dumb monkey sp-nk!!! etc
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