monkey suit


slang word for a tuxedo
d-mn, wearing that monkey suit was h-ll….it was like 110 in the shade….that’s the last time i get married in july!
a uniform.
purpose: to create an atmosphere of “uniformity”, or, compliance, if you will. e.g. scrubs: pink = nurses. navy blue = techs (nurses aides, etc), teal green (omg, surgeons), purple (i, don’t know…maybe housekeeping/custodians), let’s see, then there is the cafeteria staff…….a monkey suit is a uinform that one wears to work every day. the military does it, sanitary engineers do it…i could go on. benefit: does save money on duds.
any set of all black clothing worn when a covert or illegal/illicit activity is about to or is taking place to hide one’s ident-ty or to advoid detection while moving at night.
“we gone put on our monkey suits and be waitin right in yo bushes”-plies
a suit used to convert one’s outward appearance to the guise of a monkey. this term was most prevalent in the inspirational movie “going bananas” in which bonzo, a midget woman from los angeles encounters an ident-ty crisis, eventually winning the us open all while fooling america into thinking she was a 7 year old monkey tennis champion.
jim: you, sir, are wearing a monkey suit!
marbles: (tosses monkey excrement at jim)

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