Monkey Toss
to j-zz in your own hand and throw it across the room… preferably toward a small, easily scared animal outside your window.
with the quickness only an expert monkey t-ss-r can have, gary quickly rubbed one out and chucked it across the lawn at the neighbors dachshund.
a foosball goal scored when a player on one team shoots the ball, and it is rejected by the other team into the original shooter’s goal. derived from a monkey tossing its masturbatory result at an unsuspecting victim.
there are various forms of the monkey toss, including the d-toss (defender scoring on a toss) and the bank toss (a monkey toss that goes off the wall before going into the goal).
dude, you thought you had the shot but he totally monkey tossed you.
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