monkey trailing
the act of leaving behind a trail of toxic nerve gas emmited from ones bunghole.
i didn’t warn my grandma i was monkey trailing, so when she caught a wiff she checked her depends.
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the f-cking sh-t, b-lls out, just a full blown hard -ss. may also be an extreme -ss whoopin’. yeah man, last night paul went mahiganiggy all over leeroy’s -ss. the other day we were muddin and jethro went all mahiganiggy in his bronco, it was the sh-t!
- maimou
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what we will call maine when it secedes. viva la maineland.
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- to pull a Bush
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