monkey walk
the way you walk when you go to take a sh-t and then realize that there is no toilet paper so you have to half squat and waddle to go get more toilet paper in order to keep sh-t from spreading all over your -ss.
eric: dude theres no f-ckin toilet paper in the bathroom
karl: there was some tp in my room
eric: yeah i know, i did the monkey walk to grab it so i didnt get sh-t all over my -ss
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