monkeybumface
cute euphamism for an ugly girl, probably your girlfriend.
“coochy-coochy-coo!
are you my little monkeyb-mface?
yes you are!”
similar to ‘monkey face’, when a male shaves his genitals, -j-c-l-t-s onto his partners face and throws his pubic hair onto the woman’s/man’s face. however when partaking in a ‘monkey b-m face’, the male shaves the hair from his b-m instead of his genitals.
when finished shout “monkey b-m face” whilst doing jazz hands.
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