Monkeychoke
verb/noun
to firmly grasp the base of the male genitalia in an effort to force blood to the head of the p-n-s.
a strategy usually enacted in an effort to briefly simulate an erection when achieving an erection in a natural way is otherwise impossible.
a strategy used to counteract ‘whiskey d-ck’ and avoid impotence at all costs.
prevalently used in pre-intercourse situations in an effort to ‘seal the deal’.
after saki bombing for hours i was so wasted i had to use the monkeychoke to penetrate lisa.
bro 1: you and stacy were so f-cked up last night, did you guys hook up?
bro 2: yea dogg, the monkeychoke came through in the clutch (pun intended)…. thank g-d for the monkeychoke…
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