monkeyhumper
another term for any annoying emo kid.
ewwww. you listen to modest mouse? you stupid monkeyhumper.
a man or woman who only has s-x with ugly people.
jamie is such a monkey humper
monkeyhumpers are from the usually people infected with dysturbedstatic’s disease. they have an alarming urge to have -n-l s-x with monkeys. please see also:
queer
h-m-
b-ttf-cker
and my favorite
rimjob
that monkeyhumper just doesn’t know when to quit humping, does he? when they bleed you just have to give up.
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