Monkey’s Breakfeast


when the man inserts a banana in the woman’s v-g-n- and eats the banana while performing oral s-x. it got popular after a couple in new york told thier friends and the girl said it felt amazing.
last night we did the monkey’s breakfeast, it was amazing!

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