monoface
when someone has exactly the same facial expression in every selfie.
“oh g-d, i was looking on facebook earlier, and sheena is pulling that monoface of hers in like six consecutive selfies.”
it’s like monotone, except with the face. just one face; it doesn’t change.
berkli: i put smiley faces on all my texts.
ashlyn: i don’t, because i don’t want to be monofaced.
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