monokitteh
(noun) when a cat straddles an object in the same manner that a human rides a horse, often projecting an image similar to a monorail on its track.
monokittehs are often depicted in lolcats photos.
bonkers the cat loves to jump onto the back of our couch and lay as a monokitteh.
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