monoploy
1. to have only one plan and no backup. meaning, if that plan fails, you’re screwed completely.
2. to focus on one (usually insane) scheme, often at the expense of having a life.
3. plan a, plan a, plan a. plan b? what plan b?
related to monoployism. (to put all ones eggs in one basket)
(origins: typographical error in fb chat, which stuck and fell into usage)
dezza: “so hang on, fred is out there giving away all his worldly possessions why?”
jedda: “well, our pastor said jesus is returning tomorrow – fred believes we’ll be caught up in the clouds so he won’t be needing any of his stuff”
dezza: “nice monoploy”
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