monopus
(plural-monopuses, not monopi!)
1. an octopus with only one tentacle, also known as an eel. not to be confused with a polypus, which is an octopus or any multi-tentacled animal. monopuses are known for coming after people who do bad things.
2. being too close to someone else in a drill move for marching band.
the monopuses are going to come get you!
monopus! monopus!
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