MONSTA COCK


a really, large, oversized p-n-s. also can be made with txt or fps chat using alot of =’s
hey dude, whipp out that monsta c-ck

sure baby
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haxor : dude!!! check outs mah monsta c-ck!!!
<===================================================================================3 (or) 8===============================================================================d ctommn : dude, ur a gay hacker with no life, no friends, and no soul, go uninstall your pathetic life and gtfo this game room, failnoob!. haxor : :\ ffuuu!!!! wwwaahhhh!!!!!!11111 haxor has left the game room.

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