Monsters Of The Midway


a poorly given nickname to a bad nfl franchise the chicago bears whose claim to fame is 1 superbowl t-tle. the name monster refers to the disgusting uniforms and/or sh-tty stadium in which they play. it also refers to the nfl follies style of football the team plays. only idiotic delusional hardcore chicago super fans call this team by this name.
luis, “are the monsters of the midway playing today”
adam, “the monsters of what?”
luis, “you know the bears”
adam, “oh, the bad news bears, yes they are losing today.”

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