Montague Tubesock


when someone fills a tubesock with dozens of live gr-sshoppers and then places it in a gay man’s -sshole.
lyle- “oh steve you look awefully jumpy this morning”

steve- “ya, i did a montague tubesock last night, and i could still feel them inside me.”

lyle- “f-ck you steve”

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