montana lasso


the act of riding a female doggy-style while whipping pelvis in a circular motion much like a l-sso in an attempt to catch the v-g-n- with t-st-cl-s. if one or both b-lls penetrate or are engulfed by the v-g-n- a montana l-sso has been performed.
bob: while hitting it doggy-style i started dipping my hip in a circular movement so my b-lls would swing up and i could montana l-sso alexis.

chris: did you montana l-sso her?

bob:…almost

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