Montclair

commuter suburb in ess-x county, nj, about 15 miles from manhattan. divided into about three sections. section 1: the “ghetto” of southeastern and east central montclair, mostly composed of vaguely derelict multifamily houses and vacant laundromats, and black with a few sikhs in population. known as an infamous drug trading area for everyone in suburban ess-x county. the area between glenfield park and glen ridge avenue is typically considered the worst area, where over 1/2 the businesses are vacant and most of the houses appear to be in a state of disrepair. it is also home to lackawanna plaza, a discount shopping center. black people have lived in the area south of bloomfield avenue in east montclair since the 1700s, and the area north of bloomfield avenue is originally a very old italian neighborhood that is now primarily black, but with some sikhs. 2. downtown montclair-an expanding area centered on the fairly trendy business area around bloomfield avenue, church street, fullerton avenue, midland avenue, and walnut street. this is home to many boutiques, restaurants, art house movie theaters, bookstores, galleries, and a disordinate number of antique stores for such a small town. the residential areas of downtown montclair range from primarily white luxury apartments and restored victorian two-family houses off bloomfield avenue to multimillion dollar houses near ess-x park and down south mountain avenue towards the eagle rock reservation. upper mountain avenue in the vicinity of downtown montclair is the home of the wealthiest part of upper mountain avenue, which offers multimillion dollar mansions and nyc views, and is arguably the most exclusive street in suburban ess-x county. downtown montclair has sp-wned a breed of white rich kids who think of themselves as the hippest, hottest thing in the universe. most of the people who are downtown montclair users are either yuppies, part of an expat community of twenty, thirty, and fortysomethings from nyc, or bored, self-absorbed teenagers. downtown montclair also includes most of claremont avenue, a somewhat dangerous and deserted residential boulevard. home of montclair high school, infamous as home of racial rioting and rich white indie kids. 3. upper montclair-the very, very wealthy, totally white and primarily residential area north of watchung avenue. known as the home of private high schools like lacordaire academy and montclair kimberley academy, both used by upper montclair residents and residents from towns to the west. upper montclair is very middle-aged white and teenagery and totally boring and quaint. the main business strip is valley road, seconded by watchung avenue. people from downtown montclair view it as the epitome of the rich white people who they think they aren’t, even though upper montclair people do happen to be sheltered, obnoxious, and when not old money, act like they’re old money. montclair is, finally, known for the att-tude of thinking itself diverse (by the white people) but being, in actuality, totally segregated, even among the black people. the wealthier blacks live towards west orange while the poorest towards glenfield park. it’s an ideal example of the hypocritical secret racism by white liberals on a smaller scale, as opposed to the occurence in nyc, which is on too large a scale to thoroughly socially examine.
we’re going to go to that great indian restaurant on montclair.

man, i need to go buy some crack by glenfield park in montclair.
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montclair california,a place full of skin heads,fat tweekers,wanna-be gangsters,dime bag dealers,and all around idiots.typical montclair residents consist of degenerate douchebags who enjoy the manipulation of rich relatives in order to satisfy the common obsession of b-ttf-cking. at social gatherings many montclair-ians enjoy the rousing game of p-n-sy-musical-chairs.
example 1
john: can i trade my food stamps for a 10 sack?
fred:sure just let me finish up whoring out my 14 year old daughter.

example 2
jane: hey can i come over to your house in montclair and buy a dub for $5 and stay on your couch for a week?
rob: sure why not, you should eat all my food and bring criminals over to my house while you’re at it.