Montez
always doing hard work to get the job done. respectful to others in any kind of way, when necessary. doesnt take anything for granted. never has any enemies, but wont back down for anything. females are the speciality & at the end of the day he riding around & he getting it. swaggg be 2 stoopid for the younginz.
montez yo swaggg is stoopid & you got everybody on yo side, let me be in yo playbook.
a beast of a man, makes incredibly good music, and loves to blast dubstep. all of the girls like montez because his extremely soft hair. montez is amazing.
montez
friend: hey, did you hear that really awesome mix by montez?
me: duh, why wouldn’t i?
friend: well, it was so good, it broke my ipod…
me: apple users…
montez is a man who can be childish but yet mans up when it comes to someone he really cares about. if you date a montez, he might play games with you until he realize what you’re worth to him. once he falls in love, he’ll stay to be the man of your dreams.
montez is a very handsome guy, respectful, loving, and extremely sweet. you’re lucky if you able to have s-x with him. he’s a beast!
girl: i need a montez. they seem like food people date.
me: i already have one he’s amazing. i love him!!!
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