monthly nosebleed


the male equivalent of female menstruation. this term is used in the context of a male suffering from pms-type symptoms (eg crabby, moody, aggressive).
guy 1: what’s wrong with you, man? why are you so p-ssed off?

guy 2: sorry, i must be due for my monthly nosebleed.

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