Moo Bear


thee most amazingest, (yes that’s right… amazingest) cuddly, snuggling, and rarest thing you can ever find. it is only found in north america. it eats only chocolate and gummy foods. if you ever cross sights with a moo bear you should feel an immense feeling of honor because there is only one in the entire world.
the first day i laid eyes on the moo bear i was mesmerized.

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