Moobies


conj. man+b–bies. fat boys have moobies. aka b-tch t-tties.
whoa, check out the moobies on that fat guy at the pool. he looks like meatlof from fight club.
abnormally large male br–sts. created by combining the words ‘man’ and ‘b–bies’.

also known as man t-tties or man b–bies.
“dude, go get a bra to hold them moobies in.”
man br–sts, b–bs on a man
when i’m old, i hope i don’t get moobies
man b–bs. usually occurs when the man lacks working out or any physical activity. seen on every fat man.
man 1: d-mn son u fat.
fat man: no i’m not!!!
man 1: ya you is i can get a good handfull of your t-tties. those are straight moobies son!
fat man: i hate you! im goign to eat a sandwich and cry!!! waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
man 1: what a fatf-ck
male b–bies
he has moobies down to his ankles
moobies are male b–bies. men with flabby pecs
hey look that man has bigger moobies than me
two saggy lumps of fear. one is your old, on account of gravity. happens when a man either has hormone imbalances (b-tch t-ts) or is just generally overweight (moobies), the difference being one of no consequence or value. moobies = t-ts on a male.
jiggle, jiggle, here comes santa claus! santa has moobies!

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