moochifest
the act of using others and taking their possessions to fulfill one’s own needs, but instead of calling it what it is (“theft”) one attributes the new acquisition to one’s ability to control metaphysical forces which redistribute goods. most commonly used to describe dirty hippies “manifesting” marijuana or food.
“that d-mn, dirty hippy was complaining how he was out of herb, and low and behold, when he started rifling around in strangers’ bags at the music festival, he managed to moochifest some smoke without paying for it!”
“that d-mn, dirty hippy had no money for food since he had no job, so he found a potluck and showed up empty-handed to moochifest a meal.”
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