Moody Call
referring to the non committal, non physical, platonic quality time spent by male/female “friends.” ie, a “booty call” for the mind, resulting in an ego or mood boost for the call-er, and a source of moodiness for the call-ee… thus a “moody-call” (see also “friend zone”)
“no really, he and i are just really good friends, he’s really sweet and supportive, and listens to me… but i could never have s-x with him, it’d be like kissing my brother… i’d much rather just keep him on standby for the occasional moody call with him while having s-x with -ssholes who treat me like cr-p.”
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