Moonbear
lesbian. in the act of being a secret lady enthusiast. moonbears usually get caught within the middle or after a very h-m- statement.
leslie: “omg, stephanie looked super hot today.”
kristen: “moonbear!”
lesbian. in the act of being a secret lady enthusiast. moonbears usually get caught within the middle or after a very h-m- statement.
leslie: “omg, stephanie looked super hot today.”
kristen: “moonbear!”
a tactic of conversational diversion intended to derail another person’s train of thought from a larger impending matter. derived from a “whitest kids u know” sketch in which a white house press secretary holds a conference revealing the us moon base and it’s bear problem in an effort to distract the press from the us invasion of iran.
“yeah, i was asking jeff about why he broke up with his girlfriend, but he just pulled a moonbear on me and started talking about his car.”
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