moonbrained


a state of being unable to remember seemingly simple things such as keeping appointments and returning phone calls.

while occasionally a natural condition for some people, it is most often a temporary state triggered by excess stress and/or a lack of sleep. it should not be considered an accurate indicator of a person’s intelligence.
i didn’t mean to stand you up at the coffee shop last night. i got a bit moonbrained and completely forgot we had plans.

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