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moondie

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• Cucumberia

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• Moonworking

  the illusion of making forward progress on occupational tasks while actually going backwards. similar to micheal jackson’s moonwalk but you’re not as cool. i’ve been moonworking all day, because the account executives gave me the wrong information.

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