moonie doonie


a moonie doonie is a young boy who kidnaps old ladies and flies them to the moon to f-ck for 12 hours and lock them in a crater in the moon, then visits monthly to repeat the process.
you better watch out for those moonie doonies patrolling the retirement home.

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