moontang

poontang on the moon or in outer sp-ce
in the year 3 thousand..

dibrikishaw: yo elmer i’m headin up to outer sp-ce this weekend for some poontang with my girl.

elmer: don’t you be callin that intergalactic p-ssy poontang. up on the moon we call that moontang.

dibrikishaw: my bad n-gg-, but you know its better on the moon.
a strange looking drink or liquid substance that when ingested induces moments of euphoria and an intense lack of concentration.
“be careful, don’t drink that moon tang too fast or you’ll flip out”
derived from poontang, moontang is the h-m-s-xual v-g-n-, or -n-s.
as the h-m-s-xual viewed a p-ssing man’s b-ttocks, he exclaimed,” wow, i’d love to get me some of that sweet moontang!”
a crazy mother %@#&er who is down to do anything. usually a big kid that does ridiculous sh-t.
dude that kid is a total moontang; he drank 8 beers, 9 shots of jack daniels, and smoked a f-ckton of weed! hes crazy man.
-ss, or the object of -n-l s-x.
where as her her knees were closed every 28 days, her moontang boasted an open door policy.
when someone eats the bits of toliet paper stuck to the hairs in your b-tt-crack.
billy jack was shocked to find bits of bob’s moon tang still stuck on his upper lip the next morning.