Moose-fly
cross between a moose and a fly. it makes a wwoonkbzzzzzp-
sound. at about an inch tall the moosefly is often considered to be either a very large fly, or a very small moose. they eat people…
spazmodius: hey. look at that moose-fly. we should run.
random onlooker: nah. what a moose-fly gonna do? -get’s eaten-
spazmodius: sh-t! now how do i explain this to the president…
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