moose spread
a tasty delicious treat designed to bring out the flavor of moose, often eaten by ukrainians who often put it on everything they intend to consume. made out of the following: 4 giant mooses, dirty socks, artificial thickener, may contain traces of beaver.
“g-d d-mn that’s good moose spread!” the ukrainian said to his amish neighbor
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