Moose Toboggan
the moose toboggan is a legendary s-x feat that can only be accomplished by veterans in the field. first, you must initiate s-x with a girl while riding down a icy slope in a toboggan. next, insert an icicle into said girl’s -ss. moving on, you will pull your c-ck out of her v-g-n- and proceed give your girl moose antlers as you j-z all over her face. lastly, allow said c-m to freeze all over your girl’s face.
shirley really enjoyed the moose toboggan she received last tuesday but was unable to chip away the frozen c-m for several weeks.
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