mopping
v. to shoplift, to steal.
drag queen: gurl, the only way you got that versace dress was you been mopping.
v. the s-xual act of stimulating a p-n-s by “mopping” it with a v-g-n-. much rubbing and cl-toral attention included, with little or no penetration.
that hooker last night was rubbing her cl-t with my c-ck and mopping my unit, her stanky juices were dripping onto my b-lls…
the act of cleaning the c-m off of your mouth, after giving head, with the mans p-b-s
i love mopping the c-m off of my mouth with your p-b-s.
slang for masturbating.
“i’m on my way over”
“ok, i’m almost done mopping”
“by mopping, do you mean masturbating?”
“no, by mopping, i mean cleaning the floor with a mop, but that works, too!”
to be high on ecstasy. originated in the bay area.
f-ck dude… i took those 2 e tablets yesterday and i was mopping all night…
when you let your mom do your shopping or you take mom with you shopping
mom: john im going shopping for your school clothes
john: no mom dont go mopping!
the act of vigorously mopping up liquid from the floor, generally s-m-n, with your s-xual partner’s head.
“oops, i just -j-c-l-t-d on the floor”
“don’t worry, you can use me for a bit of mopping”
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