Mopshee
(v) to perform c-nn-l-ng-s on a hirsute woman to the point of her extensively full pubic hair becoming soaked up like a mop.
(n) moistyvag.
“man, when i saw that bush, i wanted to mopshee it all night long.”
“my mouth started watering when i saw that hairy tw-t and i knew we would mopshee tonight.”
“after maria skipped the wax this month, she came out of the pool looking like she had a mopshee.”
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