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morbo – noun

1. short for morbidly obese.
refers to a person who is far too fat for their own good.
and possibly the well being of those around them.

2. an alien from the cartoon series futurama created by matt groening.
he is green and has a large head, clearly denoting the size of his awesome brain.
he is a news reporter and works with a woman called linda, who he refers to as human female
1.
a: look at that fat c-nt over there…
b: g-d d-mn, that’s a morbo, never mind fat.
a: better call in that air strike…

2.
morbo: morbo demands an answer to the following question:
if you saw a delicious candy in the hands of a small child.
would you seize and consume it?!

morbo: pathetic humans, prepare to write down the recipe

morbo: windmills do not work that way!!!

morbo: i will destroy you!

all humans are vermin in the eyes of morbo
in spanish slang, s-x appeal, particularly when referring to a shady type
me dan morbo los macarras
i feel attracted to hoodlums

vi a eduardo noriega en tesis.¡qué morbo tiene el tío!
i saw eduardo noriega in tesis. how attractive he is!
a morbidly obese person.
look at that morbo scarfing down that cheeseburger; that’s disgusting.
1) to p–p a rabbit in ones pants.
2) an alien from futurama who will someday kill us all.
1) oh f-ck i morboed my pants it hurts like h-ll.
2) morbo: die puny human, i will rape uu with my 30ft long d-ck!
a slang term for a person or thing that embodies the qualities of “morbidly obese”
example 1:
girl:” omg you see that burger, that so full of calories… totally morbo”

example 2:
guy 1: did you see the big girl tom ended up with last night?

guy 2:no, was she bad?!

guy 1: dude she was morbo