mords wixed
when you’ve had a few beverages or your brain is just not working/overtired, you mix up the first letter of words and end up with a completely nonsensical statement
girl: i so just downloaded the 4th weason of seeds!
boy: babe you got your mords wixed! don’t you mean the 4th season of weeds?
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