More high than two kites


to be extremely high on pills especially after taking two hydrocodone. in the dark one may think their sleep, in another place,and wake up mad. they may also be sitting and actually think their driving.
man, i think im already in virginia. oh godd-mnit im in chicago, what the f-ck is im doin here. im more high than two kites.

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