mormon docking
the act of mormons getting around s-x; inserting a p-n-s into a v-g-n- and just leaving it in there. then proceeding with a conversation for no shorter than 5 mins.
(nick): molly and i tried that mormon docking thing last night!!!!!
(quinn): wow really?!? how was it?
(nick): joseph smith would have been proud.
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