mormon exploitation


when a member of the church of jesus christ of latter-day saints comes to prosthelytize and the one being prosthelytized feigns interest while getting the lds member to perform helpful tasks.
two young lds members carried patrick’s luggage all the way up 14 flights of stairs. once to his apartment patrick quickly entered and slammed the door. and he though to himself: now that was some good mormon exploitation.

frieda listened for 4 and a half hours while josiah spoke about how the church had changed him for the better. she really wasn’t interested but really needed help getting her house cleaned for the party that night so she did some mormon exploitation.

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