mormon gangsta
a mormon from the hood who chills with homies. gangstas of this sought originate from utah and are quickly growing in numbers due to their polygamist att-tudes. source of income comes from the selling of “the book of mormon”, which teaches the gang mentality they hope to uphold.
easily defined by their nametags, these gangstas have a well-known rivalry with another gang called jehovahs witnesses and many turf wars have been fought across the united states between both sects.
“elder, i gave out 5 pamphlets today.”
“wow brother, you really are a mormon gangsta”
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