Mormon Trail
a skidmark often found in mormon underwear. this is a very common phenomena, as mormons are not allowed to remove their undies and eventually dig deep while scratching their -ss.
jacob tried to avoid leaving a mormon trail by placing mormon panty liners in his b-ttcrack. unfortunately he enjoyed the sensation a little too much and woke up one morning with mormon crotch.
the nice little path of hair running from a man’s belly b-tton to his happy place. the trail that leads to paradise.
i hate when men shave or wax too much because there is nothing as tempting as the mormon trail showing just above his jeans.
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