mornin fuglies
the realization upon wakening after a night of drinking that the partner of choice you lucked upon last night,in the clear light of day is in reality fugly.
this condition is not as serious as a coyote wakening,however,it is responsible for a large number of lies and a usually rapid exit from the environs.
dude1:”d-mn dude,you were wasted last night.”
dude2:”yeah,and i had the mornin fuglies…i was sneakin out early when the scag woke so i told her i was going to find us some breakfast.”
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