morning-after pizza
the quick, inexpensive way to get rid of that troublesome little hunger
q: “holy sh-t, brad! what are we gonna do?”
a: “listen, don’t tell anyone. i’ll just go get you a morning-after pizza and this will all just go away.”
Read Also:
- Roperface
face one makes in the act of dissing and then turning their head 90 degrees to mug at an invisible camera, while making a ridiculous face; often follows a remark to a man’s wife (customarily made by the husband) mr. roper from three’s company would often insult his wife helen, then turn towards the camera […]
- Franklinator
noun: a weapon consisting of a stick or club with a dangerous animal, most commonly a badger, tied to the hitting end. in order to repel the burglars, william fetched his franklinator, and beat them viciously.
- Rory's Challenge
to successfully complete 37 masturbation sessions within 24 hours, usually initiated under the influence of at least one substance guy 1: i hereby set you rory’s challenge. guy 2: dude, that’s really hard! guy 1: that’s the point.
- Rossian Slip
an error in a conversation where the speaker involuntarily grunts like rick ross in the middle of a conversation. person 1: hey man, could you p-ss the-whuh-soda? person 2: what the h-ll was that? person 1: sorry, that was just a rossian slip.
- Morrisette
(v.) to misuse the word irony. includes cases where you misuse the word irony to refer to a case of morrisettian irony. (morrisetting, past tense: morisetted) a says, “wow, michael jackson and farah fawcett died on the same day, how ironic.” b says, “you know, you totally sound like an idiot when you morrisette like […]